Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Things Way Too Seriously

- A day without sunshine is like...night.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

.- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

- Remember, half the people you know are below average

.- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

- OK, . . . . so what's the speed of dark?

- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

- Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

- Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

- Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your bum tomorrow.

- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

10 comments:

Steven Anthony said...

the chocolates one made me snort,,,how true is that ;)

GingerV said...

there are that speak to my
the chocolate....
inside every older person....
and Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
very good - shabby girl

Linda Higgins said...

oh dear, those are so funny, I actually laughed out loud in my office...(what's so funny everyone said!) I loved the memory and some don't have film...that's me! and yes..what is the speed of dark? LOL great post!

GB said...

Thank you. I do enjoy laughing.

septembermom said...

The younger person in me is wondering about where all the time went too. I better start moving and doing something new!!

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vintagesquirrel said...

ROFL - the chocolates one and the mouse one!

I'm so making that mouse one a tagline somehow... LOL!!!

Have a wonderful weekend!

Cynthia L. H. said...

LOVE these!!! So much fun...
the laughter is good...and much needed....
;^)

Synflame said...

Those cheered me up no end. Thanks.

Laura of said...

Oh... what great fun! Thank you for posting these!

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