Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Things Way Too Seriously

- A day without sunshine is like...night.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

.- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

- Remember, half the people you know are below average

.- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

- OK, . . . . so what's the speed of dark?

- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

- Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

- Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

- Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your bum tomorrow.

- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.


Steven Anthony said...

the chocolates one made me snort,,,how true is that ;)

GingerV said...

there are that speak to my
the chocolate....
inside every older person....
and Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
very good - shabby girl

Linda Higgins said...

oh dear, those are so funny, I actually laughed out loud in my office...(what's so funny everyone said!) I loved the memory and some don't have film...that's me! and yes..what is the speed of dark? LOL great post!

GB said...

Thank you. I do enjoy laughing.

septembermom said...

The younger person in me is wondering about where all the time went too. I better start moving and doing something new!!

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vintagesquirrel said...

ROFL - the chocolates one and the mouse one!

I'm so making that mouse one a tagline somehow... LOL!!!

Have a wonderful weekend!

Cynthia L. H. said...

LOVE these!!! So much fun...
the laughter is good...and much needed....

Synflame said...

Those cheered me up no end. Thanks.

Laura of said...

Oh... what great fun! Thank you for posting these!

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